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Acmevil is the world's #1 supplier of technological, biological, magical and software solutions for villains of all shapes, sizes, species and degrees of megalomania. Whether your goal is annihiliation, domination, material wealth or something more esoteric, Acmevil can support schemes of any scope with our range of products and services.

technological

Trap doors and dungeons, armoured vehicles and giant robots, detonators and doomsday devices, ray guns of all types: we have what you need and if we don't, our award-winning R&D team will develop it for you.

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biological

Whether your goal is a zombie apocalypse, a GM monstrosity, mind-controlled hordes, a deadly plague, a stitched-together abomination or to give everyone the sniffles, our laboratory has you covered.

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software

Remotely activate super-weapons and trapdoors, monitor your security grid and manage payroll for your henchpeople all in one convenient app. We can also produce viruses customised to your particular needs.

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magical

Found an ancient artefact? Summoning a demon? Our team of occult consultants can offer advice and training to prevent any ironic and/or unintended consequences for you and your team.

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Who are we?

Established in 1897, Acmevil began as a family-owned mining business. After expanding into production of enriched uranium in the '40s, a chain of robberies from would-be supervillains almost forced the company into bankruptcy.

Recognising this as a symptom of unmet demand and observing the low quality projects that plagued the industry, we reoriented ourselves to work with the supervillainous community instead of against them. Since then Acmevil has gone from strength to strength, supporting generations of supervillains in their attempts to spread discord and destruction.

All our products are 100% unethically sourced.

Best R&D for Death RaysBest R&D for Viruses (bio)Best Supplier OverallCustomer's Choice AwardBest Interior Design

Winner of 5 Villain's Digest 2023 Awards: Best R&D for Death Rays, Best R&D for Viruses (bio), Best Supplier Overall, Customer's Choice Award, Best Interior Design

Knowledge is power

Acmevil's unique library contains tens of thousands of tomes covering every subject a supervillain could need. Our opposition to all forms of censorship (besides those enforced by our successful customers, of course!) is expressed via our world-leading collection of banned books. All accessible to you and your trusted minions for one low monthly subscription fee.

For magically-inclined supervillains, we also maintain an extensive collection of spellbooks* and enchanted books*. We have materials suitable for every level of skill, from the highest dark mage to those just beginning their self-taught journey.

Privacy is of the utmost importance to Acmevil: we do not report our clients' reading habits to law enforcement or government organisations.

* Magical and enchanted books not available on standard subscription. Some magical and enchanted books require proof of qualifications and/or procurement of insurance.

Money is power

For the budget-conscious supervillain, our experts have brought their experience to bear to create "Basics", a flexible range of off-the-shelf versions of all our most popular products. Cosmetic customisations are available on some lines, for a small additional fee, so you need not sacrifice your branding to save your wallet.

From time to time, we run sales offering ex-demonstration items at heavily discounted prices. Sign up for our newsletter to receive updates on sales and other Acmevil news.

We can also offer competitive* payment plans and rental** agreements for some items.

* In comparison to financial practices so predatory as to be purely theoretical. ** If you do not keep up your rental payments or fail to return the item in its original condition, your soul may be forfeit.

Other Services

Apparel

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Recruitment

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Training

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Legal

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